Top Ten Ways To Annoy A Supreme Court Justice
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:54 am10. Say things like, "Hey it's one o'clock in the afternoon. Why the hell are you still in your robe?!"
9. Eat Exhibit A
8. Switch gavel with grand piano, sit back and watch him try to pick up a grand piano
7. Whenever there's a quiet moment during a case, groan "BOOOOOORING"
6. When he sentences you to life in prison, just yell "screw off", leave the courtroom, and go have a nice afternoon at the movies
5. Shortsheet his robe
4. Keep asking, "Where's Rusty?"
3. He says, "approach the bench." You say "approach this!"
2. Ask him to find a legal precedent that exempts talk show hosts from all posted speed on the Hutchinson River Parkway
1. Release the robe chiggers
9. Eat Exhibit A
8. Switch gavel with grand piano, sit back and watch him try to pick up a grand piano
7. Whenever there's a quiet moment during a case, groan "BOOOOOORING"
6. When he sentences you to life in prison, just yell "screw off", leave the courtroom, and go have a nice afternoon at the movies
5. Shortsheet his robe
4. Keep asking, "Where's Rusty?"
3. He says, "approach the bench." You say "approach this!"
2. Ask him to find a legal precedent that exempts talk show hosts from all posted speed on the Hutchinson River Parkway
1. Release the robe chiggers