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slightly old, but here it is

The Worlds Shortest Books:

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Rich Gannon

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by DR. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson


And the world's Number One Thinnest Book...

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS -
 by Bill Clinton,with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

I loved no. 1 I haven't heard that one before, mind you the Tyson one is quite good too.

Ozzy

nice one Bman

Hohohoho.

I seem to have posted this last september.

Tsk tsk... Why havn't you noticed Ozzy?

Hohohoho.

I seem to have posted this last september.

Tsk tsk... Why havn't you noticed Ozzy?

oops sorry woody, hard to remember all of the jokes