Ten things you shouldn't say at a  interview

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Ten things you shouldn't say at a  interview

Postby Deputy » Mon Mar 10, 2003 8:15 pm

Ten things you shouldn't say at a consulting interview

10. I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of person.

9. Do you pay overtime?

8. I hate flying.

7. I'm useless without ten hours of sleep a night.

6. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

5. Do you cover rental cars for collision?

4. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.

3. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.

2. Two words: family first.

1. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.
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