Fire Cat

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Fire Cat

Postby Oso » Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:53 pm

Fireman and the Cat

A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.  The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.  The fireman walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl says.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."

The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby Iroquois » Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:13 pm

lol
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby BMan1113VR » Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:52 pm

LMAO
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby Deputy » Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:13 pm

That cat aint havin no kittens
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby Blade » Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:28 pm

LMAO, thats the best i've heard in a long time.
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby BFMF » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:13 am

lol! ;D
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby asnamara » Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:15 am

LOL :D
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:09 am

Now that IS funny. I laughed so much I choked!!!!
I've got to tell that one to the missus, she likes cats. Ha ha ha.

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Re: Fire Cat

Postby Maccers » Thu Mar 06, 2003 6:25 am

ROFLMAO!!!! :D 8)
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:33 pm

LMAO, poor kitty
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby Deputy » Fri Mar 07, 2003 5:32 pm

I feel sorry for the cat too. . . pulling that load. . . We can only hope the load is light. . .
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Re: Fire Cat

Postby Threadkiller » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:59 pm

LMAO!!! and ouch hehehehehehehe great joke!!!!
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