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SouthWest Airlines

Postby Splash » Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:12 pm

;DSo sorry, if this is a repeat!!!!  It was so funny I figured I'd try

-A mother and her son were flying SouthWest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

- The son who had been looking out the window turned to his mother and said "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why dont big planes have baby planes?"

- The mother who couldnt think of an answer said to her son "Why dont you ask the flight attendent?"

-So the little boy asked the flight attendent, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why dont big planes have baby planes?"  Flight attendent smiled and said "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy said "Yes".

- The smiling  ;D ;D ;D flight attendent said "You tell your Mom that its because SouthWest airlines always pulls out on time"
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Re: SouthWest Airlines

Postby OakRaiders » Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:24 pm

lol  ;D good one
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Re: SouthWest Airlines

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Mar 01, 2003 6:06 pm

lol
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Re: SouthWest Airlines

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 03, 2003 7:12 am

Ohhh, naughty Splash, but I like it.

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Re: SouthWest Airlines

Postby airvanuatu » Mon Mar 03, 2003 7:09 pm

hahhaa  ::)
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Re: SouthWest Airlines

Postby Blade » Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:32 pm

LOL, now we can see why South West only has 737's...  ;)
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Re: SouthWest Airlines

Postby BFMF » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:17 am

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