My Mother in Law

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My Mother in Law

Postby Splash » Wed Feb 26, 2003 11:04 am

;D  Young lady came home from a date, rather sad.  She told her mother, "Ed proposed to me an hour ago"

-  "Then why are you so sad?" her mother said.

-  "Because he told me he is an atheist, Mom and he doesn't even believe in hell."

-  Her mother replied " Marry him anyway, honey, between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is'"

I suppose noone on here can relate to this huh?  Raise ya hand if you can!!!!  I hate being alone.   lol ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Mother in Law

Postby Oso » Wed Feb 26, 2003 12:23 pm

Oh yeah. I know exactly what you are talking about.  ;)
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Re: My Mother in Law

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:13 pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: My Mother in Law

Postby OakRaiders » Wed Feb 26, 2003 11:52 pm

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Re: My Mother in Law

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:45 am

Nah I can't I've got a wonderful mother-in-law. She is so great I've just brought her a house, in Baghdad!

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Re: My Mother in Law

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:14 am

My ex-mother in law was related to the devil. Sister I believe. Problem was she was such an irritating wench....her brother Lucifer disowned her and threw her out of hell for fear of losing his job.

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Re: My Mother in Law

Postby BMan1113VR » Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:39 pm

lol, i heard that on a joke tape several years back
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