Standard Disclaimer- Big City lawyer goes duck hunting, and shot a bird which fell on a old farmers property. As the lawyer was climbing the fence to retrieve the bird, the old farmer drove up in his tractor
- Lawyer said "I shot the duck, it fell in the field and Im going to get it"
-Farmer: "You go on my land, I will sue and take everything you own"
- Lawyer: "You dont let me get that duck, I will sue you and take everything you own"
- Farmer: " Apparently you dont know how we do things out here. We settle small disagreements with the "Three Kick Rule. I kick you three times, then you kick me three times and back and forth til one of us gives up"
Lawyer thought about and felt he could easily take the old codger and agreed to do it.
The Old farmer climbs down from his tractor, walked up to the city feller and planted the toe of his heavy workboots into the lawyers groin dropping him to his knees, Second kick was in the nose bloodying him and the third to the kidneys almost causing the lawyer to give up.
- The lawyer summoned every ounce of energy and getting to his feet said "Okay old man, now its my turn"
- The old farmer just smiled at him and said "Naw, I give up, you can have the duck"
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