Hope it ain't a repeat.- Three sons left home, and prospered.
- Gettin back together, they discussed gifts they intended to give their elderly mother.
- 1st said "I built a big house for mother."
- 2nd said "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
- 3rd said "Ive got you both beat. Remember how mother liked to read the bible? Since she cant see very well now, I sent her a remarkable parrott that recites the entire bible, it took elders at the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind.
- Momma just had to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it"
Later the mother sent letters of thanks to her sons
- Milton, she wrote, the house is so huge, I live in one room but I have to clean the whole house.
- Gerald, she wrote I stay home most of the time so I rarely use the Mercedes and the driver is rude.
- Dearest Donald, she wrote to her third son, you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was absolutely delicious
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