Hospital Stay

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Hospital Stay

Postby BMan1113VR » Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:29 pm

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen
mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash
your face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little
distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of long-standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man yanked off his oxygen mask and screamed,
"ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK??"
Sincerely,
Me

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Re: Hospital Stay

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:04 pm

Now that was funny!!! I'm even sending it to my mum (she was a nurse)!

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Re: Hospital Stay

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:30 pm

LMAO ;D
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: Hospital Stay

Postby BFMF » Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:49 pm

lol
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Re: Hospital Stay

Postby OakRaiders » Tue Feb 25, 2003 9:35 pm

lol
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