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I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 12:35 pm
by stormy
;DA Canadian man was having coffee=and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

"Of course."  ;)

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."

The American had a smirk on his face.  :)

The Canadian listened in silence.  :-X

The American persisted. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?"

Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."  ???

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."  :-/

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"

The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course," said the American.

Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."


Ain't it great to be C A N A D I A N.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P ;D ;)

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 2:29 pm
by ozzy72
Canada 1 : America 0

;D ;D ;D

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 7:10 pm
by Threadkiller
LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D great!!!

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 1:05 pm
by stormy
Canada 1 : America 0

;D ;D ;D

Cool we have a score keeper..lol

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 1:07 pm
by stormy
[glb]BURN ??? BURN YOU SAY HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM   TROUBLE GUY ... LOL ;) ;D[/glb]

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 4:25 pm
by Maccers
[glb]Burn![/glb] ;D
Point to Canada

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:08 am
by asnamara
HAHA :D

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:22 pm
by Maccers
I'm confused...
How did you reply to my message 3 hours before i posted it?

Re: I AM CANADIAN???

PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:22 pm
by stormy
I'm confused...
How did you reply to my message 3 hours before i posted it?


because for some reason I had two of the same messages above yours so I just modified one ..lol now you do not have to be confused anymore..lol