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Lip Prints

Postby BMan1113VR » Mon Feb 24, 2003 6:34 pm

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators...
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Re: Lip Prints

Postby Threadkiller » Mon Feb 24, 2003 9:51 pm

There are teachers, and then there are educators...


LMAO!!! :D :D :D ;D soooo true!!!!!
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Re: Lip Prints

Postby asnamara » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:47 am

LMAO!! :D
nice one ;)
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Re: Lip Prints

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:00 am

I think I might drop this one in class.... ;D

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Re: Lip Prints

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:55 pm

;D
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Re: Lip Prints

Postby Maccers » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:25 pm

another burn! ;D
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Re: Lip Prints

Postby BFMF » Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:08 pm

ROGLFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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