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I've just finished reading a book about the world's greatest basement ... It was a best cellar.

It's my first week working at the bicycle factory, and they already made me a spokesperson.

Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships.

My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.

I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks ...
It cost me an arm and a leg.

It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get tired, but if I run behind a car, I will get exhausted.

Keep smiling
Tug