- C.S. Lewis
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."
- Golda Meir
"I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued."
- Bill Dana
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened."
- Mark Twain
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
- Rita Rudner
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."
- Leo Rosenberg
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us…. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us.... At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."
- Ann Landers
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labelled senile."
- George Burns
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead."
- John Mendoza
"I don't do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect just standing up fast."
-Anonymous
"Getting older. I used to be able to run a 4-minute mile, bench press 380 pounds, and tell the truth."
- Conan O’Brien
"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to."
- Albert Einstein
"You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work."
- Hy Gardner
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old."
- Mark Twain
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
- George Burns
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