Golf Lesson

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Golf Lesson

Postby Tug002 » Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:09 am

>> A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, he told her a story and
listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless
Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa."
>>
>> The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"
>>
>> The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing
to do."
>> The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.
>>
>> A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and goodbye
Grandma."
>> The next day the grandmother died.
>>
>> "Holy Moley," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other
side."
>>
>> Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say:
>> "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."
>>
>> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at
the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
lunch, and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he
would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the
end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and
jumping at every sound.
>>
>> Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
>> When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's
the matter?"
>> He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of
my life."
>>
>> She said, "You think you had a bad day., You'll never believe what
happened to me this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my
lesson."

Keep smiling
Tug :)
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