> A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle.
>
> BEAUTY PARLOR
> A place where women curl up and dye.
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> CHICKENS
> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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> COMMITTEE
> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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> DUST
> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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> EGOTIST
> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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> HANDKERCHIEF
> Cold Storage.
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> INFLATION
> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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> MOSQUITO
> An insect that makes you like flies better.
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> RAISIN
> A grape with a sunburn.
>
> SECRET
>
> Something you tell to one person at a time.
>
> SKELETON
> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>
> TOOTHACHE
> The pain that drives you to extraction.
>
> TOMORROW
> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>
> YAWN
> An honest opinion openly expressed.
>
> And MY Personal Favorite!!
>
> WRINKLES
> Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.
Keep smiling
Tug
