Two Young Boys

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Two Young Boys

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu May 18, 2023 12:58 pm

Two young boys walked into a drug store one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”

“Eight”, the boy replied.

The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”

The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.”

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of that.”

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Re: Two Young Boys

Postby Tug002 » Fri May 19, 2023 8:41 am

:clap: :clap: You have to love kids. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Two Young Boys

Postby Flying Trucker » Wed May 24, 2023 7:33 am

:lol: :clap:
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