A woman goes to the doctor

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A woman goes to the doctor

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu May 18, 2023 1:10 am

A woman goes to the doctor and tells him she is worried about her husbands temper.

The doctor asks "What's the problem?"

The woman says "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

the doctor says "I have a cure for that. Every time your husband seems to lose his temper get a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth, swish and swish.
But don't swallow it until he either calms down or leaves the room."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says "Doctor, that was brilliant! Every time my husband started losing it I would swish the water.
I swished and swished and he would calm right down. But how does a glass of water do that?"

The doctor said "The water itself does nothing. Its keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
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