� I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
� Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
� Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
� The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
� How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire
� I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay cheques.
� Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR."
� The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
� Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
� Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
� You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Keep smiling
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