A Golf Story

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A Golf Story

Postby Tug002 » Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:35 am

A Golf Story

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

‘I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”

‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn. 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?'

‘She just died and left me everything.'

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Re: A Golf Story

Postby Hagar » Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:59 am

Brilliant! I didn't see that coming. :icon-lol: :clap:

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Re: A Golf Story

Postby hertzie » Sat Mar 18, 2023 3:09 pm

Love it!

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Re: A Golf Story

Postby arfyhun » Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:14 am

Nice one Hagar. Have another one to tell and it's for real.

One of the telephone engineers at Welbeck Telephone Exchange back in the mid 80's was John Deighton, who was a golf nut. For his 40th. birthday and without his knowledge, his missus took out a big loan and booked a long weekend at one of those golf courses in Scotland. No idea which one but he came back with a green jacket if that helps.

When they arrived there the wife bought; the green jacket; strides; [London speak for trousers]; the proper set of bats and bag; shoes; shirts; ties etc. all from the site shop. 1st class room; grub, the whole cat and caboodle. He couldn't believe it was happening.

When it came to leaving, the missus put her card in the swipe machine as was used in those days. A quick zip and they left. J.D. was in tears, [he was a mean git....] but he came back to work wearing the jacket.

Months later the money still had not been taken out from their account. Years later the money was not........

John was really hacked off and had he known he said he would have stayed for a week!!
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Re: A Golf Story

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Mar 21, 2023 9:10 pm

I didn't see it coming either! Good one Tug!!

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