Sailors vs Marines

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Sailors vs Marines

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed May 11, 2022 12:33 pm

A sailor and a Marine walk into the Head ( "bathroom " for you 'Lubbers) and proceed to empty their bladders. The sailor finished first and headed for the door.

The Marine turns to him and says "In the Marines we were taught to wash our hands after we're done." The sailor replied "In the Navy we were taught not to Pee on our hands" :lol:
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Re: Sailors vs Marines

Postby Tug002 » Fri May 13, 2022 9:28 am

:lol: My father would have loved that one as he was in the navy during WW2.

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Re: Sailors vs Marines

Postby SMSgt » Sun May 15, 2022 2:58 pm

On the flipside of this:

Do you know why Marines call Naval personnel Squids?

The dictionary defines the word Squid as an aquatic animal, that lives off of marine waste.

My brother was a Marine, I was in the Air Force for 30 years and my father, was an Engineer in the Army Air Corps during WWII.

My father use to tell me he was in the real Air Force when it was the Army Air Corps, not like me I was in the USAF flying club.
My answer to my dad was; So dad what was it like, is that how Grant always knew where Lee was at or going, did you have to blow-up those ballons all by yourself?

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