BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

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BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Postby Tug002 » Sat Nov 06, 2021 5:12 pm

BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS - beware!

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back into play, he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!! In a flash and a
puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life..... better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life ........as
a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest
of your life!!!'

Then POOF! ... she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred,
where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T

Keep smiling
Tug :)
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Re: BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Postby darrenvox » Sat Nov 06, 2021 10:08 pm

meh only a little funny <<q
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