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i wonder if the ancient romans spoke latin with an italian accent........

someone asked my wife and i if we had children...i said no....we are each other's child....

i'm just an old fart with a kid inside

another life’s goal--to keep a serene relaxed calm expression on my face as i wipe my bum
meditation.........

she sat and prayed with an uplift face
her mouth hung open wide
it was such a waste of an empty space
so i planted a tree inside

i'd rather be poor in the right way than exceedingly rich in the wrong way.

the rich are probably the most needy

Dying is no problem....it's getting there, that’s the problem.


Tv is like having pets…it sits there staring at you saying feed me, make me happy- I demand your attention. That’s why I don’t have a tv or pets.

i am firing you, cause you are a threat to my ignorance and stupidity......