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environmentalist

Postby yancovitch » Tue Jul 06, 2021 3:56 pm

A woman from Vancouver - who was a tree hugging NDPer, an anti-hunter, anti-pipeline environmentalist
purchased a piece of timberland near Squamish, BC.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top a spotted owl attacked her. In her haste to escape,
the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain,
she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist,
a Green Party member, an NDPer
and an anti-industry person and how she came to get all the splinters in such a delicate area.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then asked her
to wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.
The angry woman demanded,

"What took you so long?" He smiled and told her,
"Well, I had to get permits from Environment Canada,
the Parks Service and the BC Department of Land Management before
I could remove old-growth timber from a ‘recreational area’ so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to the Provincial Medical cutbacks they turned you down.
You may wish to try Dr. Suzuki.
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Re: environmentalist

Postby slickstick64 » Thu Jul 08, 2021 6:51 pm

That's funny, thanks pal, keep burning gas and oil!!!
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Re: environmentalist

Postby Fozzer » Mon Jul 12, 2021 4:27 pm

Yan...

...was she also a; ..."Vegetarian"?........ ;) ... ;) ... :D ...!

Paul.....Roast Beef for Dinner today!... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: environmentalist

Postby yancovitch » Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:51 am

haha fozzer.......probably vegan, like me....never been happier chewing on a carrot :D ....
morning ....juice with bluberries, apples, flax seed, psyllium seed, and almonds......
noon.....salad....avocado, cukes, tomatoes, green onions, parsley, and fenugreek sprouts....and MUSTARD:D
evening.....alpen musili-no sugar...and earth's own avoine oat milk......
yummy yummy yummy......
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