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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient

About his daily activity level

He described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,

Drank eight beers,

Escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,

Narrowly escaped being sprayed by an angry skunk,

Jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,

Marched up and down several rocky hills,

Stood in a patch of poison ivy,

Crawled out of quicksand

And took four leaks behind big trees.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,

“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

”NAH,” he replied,



“I'm just a crappy golfer.”

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