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You may have heard this one

Postby captjim » Fri Mar 19, 2021 5:00 pm

Hello fellow simmers, Captjim here again. This State Trooper was following this car when it started weaving from side to side. The trooper stopped the car and asked the driver if everything was OK. He also noticed that the driver had apparently been drinking. The Officer asked him about it and the driver said that he was "not under the alka fluence of inkelhal". The officer asked how much had the driver had to drink, and he said I only had te-martunies. The officer asked him where he was going and the driver said he was going home. He also said that he had to drive because he was to drunk to walk. he also indicated that as a rule he does not drink however, as a habit he does. The driver said that he saw his doctor today and he told him that if he didn't stop drinking it would kill him, however he stated that he has seen more old drunks that old doctors. I will leave that for the philosophers to ponder. Have a good weekend. Captjim
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Re: You may have heard this one

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Mar 20, 2021 12:06 am

:think: Aye mush shay dat's a berry Phillysofical opsserbation!
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