asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he
reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.." Mildly
irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled
down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my
neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!
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A husband and wife were waiting at a bus stop with their eight children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes, then, the bus arrives but
only the wife and eight children are able to board it, as the bus is
overloaded with passengers.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband becomes irritated by the ticking of the blind
mans' stick on the pavement and says to him "You know if you put a piece
of rubber on the end of your stick, then, I wouldn't have to listen to
that continuous tapping."
The blind man replies "If you had put a rubber on the end of your stick,
then we'd be on the frigging bus!"
Keep smiling
Tug
