The Cardiologist vs. The Mechanic

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The Cardiologist vs. The Mechanic

Postby Tug002 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:53 am

The Cardiologist vs. The Mechanic

>>>>> A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a
>>>>> LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The
>>>>> cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and
>>>>> take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”
>>>>>
>>>>> The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the
>>>>> mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
>>>>> hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened
>>>>> its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and
>>>>> when I finished, it worked just like new.
>>>>>
>>>>> So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 million
>>>>> when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
>>>>>
>>>>> The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic,
>>>>>
>>>>> “Try doing it with the engine running."

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Re: The Cardiologist vs. The Mechanic

Postby papituwall » Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:33 am

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Re: The Cardiologist vs. The Mechanic

Postby hertzie » Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:24 pm

Superb!!

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Re: The Cardiologist vs. The Mechanic

Postby Flying Trucker » Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:51 am

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