Two Canadians

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Two Canadians

Postby Tug002 » Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:02 am

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
The devil realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won the cup!

Keep smiling
Tug :)
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Re: Two Canadians

Postby Nighthawk117 » Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Two Canadians

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:23 am

..... :lol: .... :lol: .... :lol: ...!

I don't know much about; "Sports" stuff.... :roll: ....

...but I do get the message, Tug!.... :clap: ....!

Paul.... :lol: .... :lol: ....!
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Re: Two Canadians

Postby papituwall » Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:59 pm

Same as Fozzer <<q
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Re: Two Canadians

Postby Flying Trucker » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:22 am

:lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Two Canadians

Postby darrenvox » Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:08 pm

hmmmm...me is canadian...
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