THE BOTTLE OF WINE

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THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Postby Tug002 » Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:09 am

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a
bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.

What's in the bag?' asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:

'Good trade.....'

Keep smiling
Tug :)
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Re: THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Postby Flying Trucker » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:09 am

:clap: :clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: :dance:
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Re: THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Postby Fozzer » Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:35 am

As always.....

...10/10, Tug!..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ....!

Navajo Wisdom...before the Settlers came.... ;) ....!

Paul..... :D ...!

P.S...I used to be married...a zillion years ago...And now everything changes for the better!.... :dance: ....!
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Re: THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:26 am

[quote="Fozzer"]As always.....

...10/10, Tug!..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ....!

Navajo Wisdom...before the Settlers came.... ;) ....!

Paul..... :D ...!


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Re: THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:04 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:
Fozzer wrote:As always.....

...10/10, Tug!..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ....!

Navajo Wisdom...before the Settlers came.... ;) ....!

Paul..... :D ...!


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Well done. Hawk!.... :D ...!

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

..."...and now what a mess all we ex-Colonianl's have got ourselves into!".... :roll: .... :roll: ....!

Paul..... :mrgreen: .... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Postby Nighthawk117 » Wed Dec 23, 2020 7:46 pm

that was good tug :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE BOTTLE OF WINE

Postby darrenvox » Tue Dec 29, 2020 3:22 pm

sweet
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