The Divorced Barbie Doll

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The Divorced Barbie Doll

Postby Tug002 » Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:46 pm

The Divorced Barbie Doll



One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?

'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Annoyed, the salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer,and one of Ken's Friends.

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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll

Postby papituwall » Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:32 am

Great! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll

Postby yancovitch » Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:04 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll

Postby Bofredrik » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:44 am

Just as in my IRL life after 2 divorces. <<t
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