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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the a**hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Keep smiling
Tug

number 3...yes yes

Four and five.
Where in the world do you find these gems.
I will have to stop reading your comedy posts Tug.
They are killing my mending ribs.

Anthin.

Anthindelahunt wrote:Four and five.
Where in the world do you find these gems.
I will have to stop reading your comedy posts Tug.
They are killing my mending ribs.

Anthin.

I have a lot of them stored on my computer. Most I have acquired over the years from e-mails sent to me from friends. Every once and a while I go through them and pick some out to post here to help brighten up someones day.

Keep smiling
Tug

They do help to brighten my day.Thanks.

Anthin.