A woman goes to the Dentist

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A woman goes to the Dentist

Postby Tug002 » Tue Jul 14, 2020 1:44 pm

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED

FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT, SON-OF-A-B ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

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Re: A woman goes to the Dentist

Postby yancovitch » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:15 pm

:D :D
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Re: A woman goes to the Dentist

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:10 pm

OUCH!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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