A policeman

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A policeman

Postby Tug002 » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:53 pm

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix..

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,:

"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Focus you gave a speeding ticket to last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

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Re: A policeman

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:30 pm

Ouch :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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