A man buys a parrot............

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A man buys a parrot............

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Jun 20, 2020 3:12 pm

.............and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."

The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."

The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Re: A man buys a parrot............

Postby Tug002 » Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:04 am

I had forgotten about that one. Always liked it. :clap: :clap:

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