A little old man.........

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A little old man.........

Postby Shadowcaster » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:15 am

............. shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Re: A little old man.........

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Jun 21, 2020 12:18 am

:D :D :D
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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: A little old man.........

Postby Tug002 » Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:02 am

Good one :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:

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