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The Physical

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:42 am
by Tug002
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:

Well, yesterday afternoon,
I waded along the edge of a lake,
drank eight beers,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand
and took four leaks behind big trees.

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!

NAH, he replied, I'm just a terrible golfer.

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: The Physical

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:01 pm
by Hawkeye07
Nice going Tug, you've done it again!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Whenever I go to my doctor, who is a very sharp and personable nurse-practitioner, she always asks me if I have any allergies?

My standard reply is, Yes, I have three very big allergies: hard work, mean women and cheap rum. :roll:

Re: The Physical

PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:52 am
by napamule
I recently had a phycological exam. My doctor said I was crazy. I said I would like a second opinion. He said, ok, so you're ugly too.
Chuck B

Re: The Physical

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:32 am
by Flying Trucker
:lol: :clap:

Re: The Physical

PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:57 am
by Fozzer
:lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Never a dull moment in the Sim V Humour (with 2 yous) Forum... ;) ... ;) ...!

Well done. all!

... :D ... :D ...!