Eight Again

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Eight Again

Postby Tug002 » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:35 am

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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Re: Eight Again

Postby yancovitch » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:04 pm

haha....good one!....
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Re: Eight Again

Postby Nighthawk117 » Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:36 am

:lol: :clap:
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Re: Eight Again

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:22 pm

Love it.I did not see that coming. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Eight Again

Postby H » Sat Jun 29, 2019 2:00 pm

Anthindelahunt wrote:Love it. I did not see that coming.

I wasn't quite that short-sighted: at the line, "and then took her to Adventure World theme park," I said, "She was talking about her size, not her age!"
However, in my family the females often didn't like you to figure them out; the moment you did, they'd respond with a stare and change their mind — and/or yours.



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Re: Eight Again

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one Tug. Been there, done that, got the cold shoulder. :?
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