Brains of older people

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Brains of older people

Postby Tug002 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:53 am

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.
Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.
Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise. SO THERE.
Now when I reach for a word or a name, I won’t excuse myself by saying, “I’m having a senior moment”. Now, I’ll say, “My disk is full”!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names so I will post it here on the forum.

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Re: Brains of older people

Postby Hagar » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:38 pm

Brilliant! :dance:
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Re: Brains of older people

Postby RAFSB » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:59 pm

My disc is 72% full. Is there any chance of getting an external disc. :mrgreen:
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Re: Brains of older people

Postby yancovitch » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:04 pm

hear hear!!....but it seems that i've been reformatted, and i am starting from scratch....better than i ever was :D
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Re: Brains of older people

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Re: Brains of older people

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:51 am

I now know my Alphabet from A to Z.... :dance: ....., as I desperately search for the first letter of my next word..... :pray: ....!

....just give me time... :( ....!


Folks give up having a conversation with me.... :roll: ....

They tell me their life is too short!... :twisted: ....!

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Re: Brains of older people

Postby 511Flyer » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:23 am

I've got an external disc that helps with my driving. It's called a "Wife"

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Re: Brains of older people

Postby Jetranger » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:36 am

NOW I know what my problem is

I stood in the wrong line , got in the line for Chains, instead of Brains, easy to get Confuzed


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Re: Brains of older people

Postby yancovitch » Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:23 pm

those chains kinda do look like a bunch of brains :)
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Re: Brains of older people

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:38 am

Now that answers a lot :dance: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:

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