Missing wife report

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Missing wife report

Postby Tug002 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:06 am

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff: Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff: Weight ?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff: Color of eyes ?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sheriff: Color of hair ?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sheriff: What was she wearing ?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ?

Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck...

Keep smiling
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Re: Missing wife report

Postby B0ikat » Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:01 am

That is priceless! :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Missing wife report

Postby yancovitch » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:58 pm

right on :D
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Re: Missing wife report

Postby Nighthawk117 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:25 pm

that was great :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Missing wife report

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Missing wife report

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:39 am

..... :lol: .... :lol: .... :lol: ....!

Rule #1.

Always get your priorities right.... ;) ... ;) ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Missing wife report

Postby Flying Trucker » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:52 pm

:lol: :clap: <<q
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Re: Missing wife report

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:41 am

Brilliant :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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