1st Jump
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:14 pm.
A fellow jumps from an airplane for the first time.
He pulls his ripcord... no chute.
He pulls his reserve cord... nada, zip, zero.
Seeing his life pass before his eyes he passes someone on the way up.
"You know anything about parachutes!?" he screams.
"No!" came the response. "You know anything about gaaaaaas stoooooooooves??"
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A fellow jumps from an airplane for the first time.
He pulls his ripcord... no chute.
He pulls his reserve cord... nada, zip, zero.
Seeing his life pass before his eyes he passes someone on the way up.
"You know anything about parachutes!?" he screams.
"No!" came the response. "You know anything about gaaaaaas stoooooooooves??"
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