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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again decided to leave a note saying

"I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me" and hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom, she could see him walking towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone; "she's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to pick you up, put on the sexy French shirt, I love you".

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote;


"I can see your feet. Stop being an idiot, we're outta bread, throw the kettle on, back in five".

Keep smiling
Tug

yes......a good one!

Cracker

Cheers
Rich

that was great

Absolutely love it.

Anthin.

My FIRST wife would have waited until I returned with the loaf of bread and then beat me to death with it. I waved at a dept store dummy dressed in a bikini an she broke two of my ribs....True story

Good one!!

A Hobbit wrote:My FIRST wife would have waited until I returned with the loaf of bread and then beat me to death with it.
I waved at a dept store dummy dressed in a bikini an she broke two of my ribs....True story

Would have never guessed we had the same first wife. :-) Potential for brutality, truly.
Depended on the cycle (medically confirmed). See? Same woman, no?

Great one, Tug, thanks.

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Yeah, her name was Heidi. She was a blonde girl, with the main bloodline being Nordic...There were obviously Vikings in her background somewhere. I have watched her go into a berserker at the drop of a hat and lay waste to an entire family get together! She was something else...Kinda miss her....kinda