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Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:03 am
by findvacuumcleaner
I want to learn about food processor reviews. Rating, Pons & cons.

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:23 am
by B0ikat
Does this look like Google?

Lame arsed spammer puke!

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:17 am
by ozrico
Why, it's the Lockheed Food Processor Mk IIIb Turbo prop of course. Now I can hear some of you disgruntling at this, arguing the Boeing Food Processor 1 was the best, but of course this was only experimental. For me the best all-rounder is the Lockheed.

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:52 pm
by Hawkeye07
Airbus has a line of food processors which is very competitive with the Boeing model.
They have a composite base and all of the models have the same control panel layout so it's very easy to transition from one model to another with very little conversion training.
I saw a demonstration at the Paris Food Processor Show. Airbus did come out with a double decker food processor but it hasn't been selling very well so they are now offering deep discounts on that model.

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:19 pm
by Hawkeye07
Here's a picture of the Airbus FP380 double decker model food processor. :lol:

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Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:07 pm
by yancovitch
:D :D

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:11 pm
by B0ikat
Maybe he'd be interested in a Mixmaster...?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_XB-42_Mixmaster

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:21 pm
by Anthindelahunt
What about a cement mixer ? :o

Anthin.

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:45 pm
by napamule
OP thought he could push our 'PULSE' button and make some 'DOUGH'? HA!

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:08 pm
by H
B0ikat wrote:Maybe he'd be interested in a Mixmaster...? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_XB-42_Mixmaster
The use of the Douglas XB-42 Mixmaster in food processing was considered a probable disaster. Even if the project had made it to production, it was destined to bomb, anyway.
Browning was asked to keep its food processing statistics secret but that was to become an unreliable target; when the British employed their .303 Browning processors, that target was full of holes -- there was no way to keep it secret... everything leaked out!



8-)

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:34 am
by Sinkrate
Airbus A320-214. Great for processing geese! :lol:

Sulley's the kiddo! :clap:

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:45 am
by 511Flyer
Humans are pretty good at processing food.

:doh:

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:49 am
by pete
Generally speaking it's best to ignore spam but as many replied I moved it to humour where it now seems to fit :)

Re: Which is the best food processor?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:37 pm
by B0ikat
celebrityping1 wrote:If you ask which Food Processor model is the finest this year, certainly I would recommend.......[/url]


You've got to be kidding!!! :roll:

celebrityping, if you're not a bot, do you reeeeeally think you're accomplishing anything other than coming across as an annoying waste of electrons?