Which is the best food processor?

[findvacuumcleaner]

I want to learn about food processor reviews. Rating, Pons & cons.

[B0ikat]

Does this look like Google?

Lame arsed spammer puke!

[ozrico]

Why, it's the Lockheed Food Processor Mk IIIb Turbo prop of course. Now I can hear some of you disgruntling at this, arguing the Boeing Food Processor 1 was the best, but of course this was only experimental. For me the best all-rounder is the Lockheed.

[Hawkeye07]

Airbus has a line of food processors which is very competitive with the Boeing model.
They have a composite base and all of the models have the same control panel layout so it's very easy to transition from one model to another with very little conversion training.
I saw a demonstration at the Paris Food Processor Show. Airbus did come out with a double decker food processor but it hasn't been selling very well so they are now offering deep discounts on that model.

[Hawkeye07]

Here's a picture of the Airbus FP380 double decker model food processor.

[yancovitch]

[B0ikat]

Maybe he'd be interested in a Mixmaster...?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_XB-42_Mixmaster

[Anthindelahunt]

What about a cement mixer ?

Anthin.

[napamule]

OP thought he could push our 'PULSE' button and make some 'DOUGH'? HA!

[H]

Maybe he'd be interested in a Mixmaster...? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_XB-42_Mixmaster

The use of the Douglas XB-42 Mixmaster in food processing was considered a probable disaster. Even if the project had made it to production, it was destined to bomb, anyway.
Browning was asked to keep its food processing statistics secret but that was to become an unreliable target; when the British employed their .303 Browning processors, that target was full of holes -- there was no way to keep it secret... everything leaked out!

[Sinkrate]

Airbus A320-214. Great for processing geese!

Sulley's the kiddo!

[511Flyer]

Humans are pretty good at processing food.

[pete]

Generally speaking it's best to ignore spam but as many replied I moved it to humour where it now seems to fit

[B0ikat]

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You've got to be kidding!!!

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