During the days of horse-travel, thieves bent on being a horse's [favorite] arse would put ice cream in their back pocket to lure horses away without being charged with stealing.
In Fenwick Island, Delaware, it’s illegal to have a picnic on the highway!
This may be a case of don't serve your food where you found it!
In Chicago it is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.
Don't even ask what's cooking...
In Derby, Kansas, it’s illegal to hit a vending machine.
Vending machines have been known to retaliate by bringing a crushing blow down upon their attacker.
It’s illegal to eat peanuts in a Boston church
but we haven't seen a law against putting them in the offering plate/basket!
Hamburgers are illegal on Sundays in St. Cloud, Minnesota.
It seems a confusion in the law, which may have meant 'ham' burgers, elsewise we have a certain beef with the law.
Welcome to the Cornhusker State [Nebraska], where it’s illegal for bar owners to sell alcohol unless they’re simultaneously cooking up a kettle of soup.
Don't be shocked when the beverage is served cold in a bowl, straight from the kettle.
