Cooking Joke Anyone?

[Hawkeye07]

On my drive home after doing some errands yesterday I decided to turn on the radio and listen to some music. I chose a local station but instead of some great Oldies I seemed to have broken into the middle of a pre-recorded comedian's routine. I want to share with you what I heard because I thought it was really funny. Before I do let me add that while I was listening to this comedian I kept picturing Fozzer speaking. (Sorry Paul but it's true, I did for some strange reason. Probably because of all your outstanding cooking entries in this forum.)

The comedian's friend said "you're a pretty big fella, your wife must be a really good cook."

To which the comedian replied "Well she has gotten better at it. Especially since she realized that the smoke alarm was not a cooking timer.

I remember our first meal in our new home when we first got married. It was so done I couldn't even tell you what it was. When the Mrs left the room
I fed it to my dog. Just as she walked back in he was licking his butt. She asked me "What is that dog doing?"
I remarked " I think he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

[Fozzer]

On my drive home after doing some errands yesterday I decided to turn on the radio and listen to some music. I chose a local station but instead of some great Oldies I seemed to have broken into the middle of a pre-recorded comedian's routine. I want to share with you what I heard because I thought it was really funny. Before I do let me add that while I was listening to this comedian I kept picturing Fozzer speaking. (Sorry Paul but it's true, I did for some strange reason. Probably because of all your outstanding cooking entries in this forum.)

The comedian's friend said "you're a pretty big fella, your wife must be a really good cook."

To which the comedian replied "Well she has gotten better at it. Especially since she realized that the smoke alarm was not a cooking timer.

I remember our first meal in our new home when we first got married. It was so done I couldn't even tell you what it was. When the Mrs left the room
I fed it to my dog. Just as she walked back in he was licking his butt. She asked me "What is that dog doing?"
I remarked " I think he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

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Never fear Hawk.... ....

It's always nice when someone remembers the delights of all my culinary enterprises!.... ... ...!

I must admit that most/all of my meals are cooked; "well done" to prevent any nasty tummy upsets!

...but I have yet come across anyone with unhygienic toilet habits after sampling them... ...!

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Paul.....More wonderful meals every day!.... ...1

[Anthindelahunt]

Hawkeye. That was so funny.
Especially the dog one.

I will have to remember this.

Anthin.

[H]

It wouldn't be the first time a man claimed his wife worshiped him with burnt offerings.

[Fozzer]

It wouldn't be the first time a man claimed his wife worshiped him with burnt offerings.

;)

...and got his fingers burnt for complaining... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[Hawkeye07]

It wouldn't be the first time a man claimed his wife worshiped him with burnt offerings.

;)

...and got his fingers burnt for complaining... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Burnt fingers and the cold shoulder!