Royalty has its perks
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:59 pmStormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth die and go to the Pearly Gates of heaven on the same day. They met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted....
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please him to have these in heaven every day, for eternity!”
The angel took a look, felt them well and thanked Stormy, then asked Her Majesty the Queen the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet and made a quick pee, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Your Majesty, you may proceed into Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What the hell was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Explain that to me?!?”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are..."
Keep smiling
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The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please him to have these in heaven every day, for eternity!”
The angel took a look, felt them well and thanked Stormy, then asked Her Majesty the Queen the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet and made a quick pee, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Your Majesty, you may proceed into Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What the hell was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Explain that to me?!?”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are..."
Keep smiling
Tug
