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How many cats

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:25 pm

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"


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Re: How many cats

Postby Nighthawk117 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:41 pm

thats great hahaha :lol: :clap:
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Re: How many cats

Postby Apex » Tue Jun 19, 2018 6:22 am

Cat calculus at its best. Johnny gets an A for the right answer. Very good! Catulus??
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Re: How many cats

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:11 pm

If teacher gave them to me I'd have 10. :o
:think: Wait, maybe I could give her 2 cats and then 2 more cats and she'd have 10 and I'd finally be free of the wife's cats!!
(not that I hate cats but I'm allergic to them. :doh: )
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Re: How many cats

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope the kid didn't mean he had a
catamite. :o

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