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I have two conditions in my will..

PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:45 pm
by Steve M
1) I want my remains spread across Disneyland.

2) I do not want to be cremated.

:mrgreen:

Re: I have two conditions in my will..

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:49 am
by 511Flyer
My mother-in-law said she would dance on my grave, so I'm being buried at sea.

:evil:

Re: I have two conditions in my will..

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:50 am
by Fozzer
To celebrate my cooking skills...

I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ...!

Re: I have two conditions in my will..

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:08 pm
by Steve M
511Flyer wrote:My mother-in-law said she would dance on my grave, so I'm being buried at sea.

:evil:


Nice!

Re: I have two conditions in my will..

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:13 pm
by Steve M
Fozzer wrote:To celebrate my cooking skills...

I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ...!


I imagine that as second degree cremation Fozz, like sterilizing you bangers by fire. :lol:

Re: I have two conditions in my will..

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:41 am
by H
Steve M wrote:
Fozzer wrote:To celebrate my cooking skills...
I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!
I imagine that as second degree cremation Fozz, like sterilizing you bangers by fire.
Except that, in your case, the cooking procedure would make less of a mess through the wood chipper and easier spreading over Disneyland.


P.S. Thanks to Fozzer's post, I was finally able to post this rather morbid suggestion...


8-)

Re: I have two conditions in my will..

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:49 pm
by Fozzer
Steve M wrote:
Fozzer wrote:To celebrate my cooking skills...

I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ...!


I imagine that as second degree cremation Fozz, like sterilizing you bangers by fire. :lol:


Not all my meals are suitably cremated for safety, Steve/@H... ;) ...!

Monday's tea-time salad...>>>

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Rabbit food!

Paul.... :D ...!