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I have two conditions in my will..

Postby Steve M » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:45 pm

1) I want my remains spread across Disneyland.

2) I do not want to be cremated.

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Re: I have two conditions in my will..

Postby 511Flyer » Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:49 am

My mother-in-law said she would dance on my grave, so I'm being buried at sea.

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Re: I have two conditions in my will..

Postby Fozzer » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:50 am

To celebrate my cooking skills...

I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!

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Re: I have two conditions in my will..

Postby Steve M » Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:08 pm

511Flyer wrote:My mother-in-law said she would dance on my grave, so I'm being buried at sea.

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Nice!
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Re: I have two conditions in my will..

Postby Steve M » Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:13 pm

Fozzer wrote:To celebrate my cooking skills...

I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ...!


I imagine that as second degree cremation Fozz, like sterilizing you bangers by fire. :lol:
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Re: I have two conditions in my will..

Postby H » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:41 am

Steve M wrote:
Fozzer wrote:To celebrate my cooking skills...
I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!
I imagine that as second degree cremation Fozz, like sterilizing you bangers by fire.
Except that, in your case, the cooking procedure would make less of a mess through the wood chipper and easier spreading over Disneyland.


P.S. Thanks to Fozzer's post, I was finally able to post this rather morbid suggestion...

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Re: I have two conditions in my will..

Postby Fozzer » Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:49 pm

Steve M wrote:
Fozzer wrote:To celebrate my cooking skills...

I am being made into a giant meat and kidney pie for lots of folks to enjoy!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ...!


I imagine that as second degree cremation Fozz, like sterilizing you bangers by fire. :lol:


Not all my meals are suitably cremated for safety, Steve/@H... ;) ...!

Monday's tea-time salad...>>>

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Rabbit food!

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