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My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:49 am

http://www.kron4.com/news/world/watch-w ... 1211559237

The ideal vehicle amongst busy traffic on the roads.

All the protection you require!...

....(As the Bishop said to the Actress)... ;) ....!

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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby H » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:25 am

Modifying it with the necessary road requirements and registering it may do here. This reminds me of a Massachusetts woman who told me I couldn't register a golf cart to drive on the street. I couldn't speak for MA at the time, but NH only required it pass inspection requirements for its registration:
http://www.electrovehicles.co.za/road-l ... -golf-cart
[a note to the wayward oversexed: the Trojan batteries do not go in your underwear]

There are also a number of "customizing" kits available:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/253487992070


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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:07 am

H wrote:
[a note to the wayward oversexed: the Trojan batteries do not go in your underwear]



..only if you are "endowed" like a Trojan Horse.... ;) ... ;) ...!

Times long ago.... :roll: ....!

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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am thinking of installing a jet engine
in my mobility scooter. :o :snooty:

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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby H » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:32 pm

Anthindelahunt wrote:I am thinking of installing a jet engine
in my mobility scooter.
Do you expect Australia to erect a statue of you as China has for their rocket-chair emperor Wang Tu / Wan Hu? The rockets were lit and Wang was no longer there. I don't expect you'd be putting a crater on the Moon but you'd sure be setting out on a hot seat and, possibly, with a greater crater...
and I don't think putting Trojan batteries in your shorts will provide any safety feature, either...



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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:28 am

Batteries in my underware !!!

Probably not.
BUT.
Think about how much fun I will have for about 30 seconds. :lol:
I will install an injection seat. :mrgreen:
I will go down in history as the first Irish Canadian in Australia
to eject from a mobility scooter. YeeeeHaaa. :o

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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:45 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:Batteries in my underware !!!

Probably not.
BUT.
Think about how much fun I will have for about 30 seconds. :lol:
I will install an injection seat. :mrgreen:
I will go down in history as the first Irish Canadian in Australia
to eject from a mobility scooter. YeeeeHaaa. :o

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An Injection of Methanol in your "seat" will certainly accelerate the Ejection process, Anthin!

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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby H » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:50 am

...thus giving rise to the new euphemism, "Going off with a gas like an old fart," and an extending meaning of "jet streaming".


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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:11 am

H wrote:...thus giving rise to the new euphemism, "Going off with a gas like an old fart," and an extending meaning of "jet streaming".


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Re: My chuckle of the day...>>>

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:13 pm

Afterburners...The only way to go. :o

Hold on to your hats Boys..We are
going ballistic !!!! :shock:

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